Bloke walks into a bar. He walks up to the barman and says "I'll have a treble of the most expensive whisky you have"
The barman duly pours him one, and he downs it in one.
"pour me another" he says, and the barman duly obliges.
Again he downs it in one, and then asks the barman for a third
"christ" says the barman, " steady on.. no one drinks this stuff the way you do"
"You would drink it like this if you'd just had you're first ever blowjob" the man says.
"ah." chortles the landlord, "you are celebrating...."
"No" replies the man "I am trying to get rid of the taste"