Posts : 34 Join date : 2010-11-17 Age : 52 Location : Washington, IL
Subject: Duck Feed? Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:19 pm
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?" "No." "Got any duck feed?"
Ian Admin
Posts : 516 Join date : 2010-10-08 Age : 54 Location : United Kingdom
Subject: Re: Duck Feed? Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:00 pm
It was funny the first 100 times I heard it.
bredstik REGULAR
Posts : 34 Join date : 2010-11-17 Age : 52 Location : Washington, IL
Subject: Re: Duck Feed? Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:01 pm
Does that mean you read my post 100 times???
Or was it at least the 100th time when you read my post?
Samango Admin
Posts : 411 Join date : 2010-10-10
Subject: Re: Duck Feed? Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:04 pm
I think you'll find its a lemonade stand, grapes and glue!!
Subject: Duck Feed? 
Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:19 pm
